Renumeration

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Why say a short word correctly when you can get a long one wrong?

“We are going to have to discuss your renumeration”.

“Yes, but first of all let’s invent an entirely new concept that sounds like it might be an imagined branch of mathematics; a bit of maths that sounds like it might have something to do with money but in fact doesn’t exist in the slightest.”

Renumeration: not a thing.

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